Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts

Monday, November 8, 2010

No!

No!
 No sun--no moon!  
No morn--no noon!  
No dawn--no dusk--no proper time of day--  
No sky--no earthly view--  
No distance looking blue--  
No road--no street--no "t'other side this way"--  
No end to any Row--  
No indications where the Crescents go--  
No top to any steeple--  
No recognitions of familiar people--  
No courtesies for showing 'em--  
No knowing 'em!  
No traveling at all--no locomotion--  
No inkling of the way--no notion--  
"No go" by land or ocean--  
No mail--no post--  
No news from any foreign coast--  
No Park, no Ring, no afternoon gentility--  
No company--no nobility--  
No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,  
No comfortable feel in any member--  
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,  
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds--  
November!
- Thomas Hood



Thanks, Mrs. Yates. I have this poem on my mind during every November since about the 8th grade. I can't remember my line... though in my head I can hear the expression, and lack thereof, of my classmates as we read it every day for roll-call. No knowing 'em!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

I heart Alan Katz - even more!

A follow-up post to my first post about Alan Katz. About a month ago, I get a comment on that very post from guess who - Alan Katz himself! I was ecstatic! Elated! Overjoyed! And greatly impressed! I would have never guessed that he would have read that post - that totally wasn't the intent. But I'm glad he did!
I told my class that he left a comment on my blog, and I sent our original email to him again after school (this time using my gmail and not my school email account - I think that was the problem before). He emailed back within 10 - yes, ten! - minutes. He took the time to answer the class's questions, and will email us back as often as we email him. We haven't gotten back to email him a lengthy response yet - but the kids are totally impressed with him, as are other teachers, parents, and the principal.
So - if your class is looking to write a real-life author, give Alan Katz a try! Just don't use your school email. :)

Monday, December 14, 2009

I heart Alan Katz

Why didn't I think of doing this before? How long have I been teaching again? And I have never done this before? Really?

I decided this year that I would start each track time by having my students read a poem. I've worked a few classics into the rotation, but mostly have stayed with fun and funny poems that I thought my kids would like.

Enter Alan Katz. He's the author behind the Silly Dilly Song Books - hilarious and kid-like lyrics set to common tunes. Love them. I found his book of poetry - "Oops" - at my local library and typed up lots and lots of his poems. Love it. My class spent most of the fall reading his poetry, talking about how his titles are often a play on the poem's meanings, and how fun they are to read and enjoy. We even wrote Mr. Katz an email (which he hasn't responded to, dang) with our own class poem in response to one of his - it's included below. We're working our way through his Christmas Silly Dilly song book - "Where Did They Hide My Presents?" - right now. Love it.

My kids love reading the poems every day. They have started checking out volumes of poetry from the school library to read. (Alan Katz as well as other authors - we've read a wide variety of poets, despite our fascination and love with Alan Katz.) I've never had kids who liked reading poetry so much. I don't think that I've ever enjoyed reading poetry this much, either. I also have quite a few kids now convinced that to be a successful children's poet, one must be a middle-aged, slightly stocky and slightly balding man. Don't believe me? Look for pictures of Alan Katz, Shel Silverstien, Brod Baggert, and Jack Prelutsky. Convinced yet? This has some of my young female poetesses a little frightened...

So thanks, Alan Katz. Can you respond to our email please? Pretty please?




Um…

by Alan Katz


People with bubble gum…
chew some.

People with coffee grounds…
brew some.

People with tomatoes…
stew some.

People with baseballs…
threw some.

People with crayons…
drew some.

People with bad colds…
blew some.

People with gooey tissues…
gruesome.



Um…

by Miss Ferrin’s 5th Grade Class

People who are twins…
two some

People with cows…
moo some

People who are detectives…
clue some

People with dirty hair…
shampoo some

People who clean up after dogs…
doo-doo some

People with ghosts…
boo some

People with roosters…
cock-a-doodle-doo some

People with lawyers…
sue some

People with knowledge…
knew some

People who have toilets…
poo some

People in Miss Ferrin’s class are
coo’ some





And some that didn't make it into our final copy:

People who are Utes... U some
People who are Cougars... Blue some
People who read Leven Thumps... Foo some
People who play Pokemon... Picachu some
People who know rams... Gnu some
People who like Mountains... Dew some
People who have assignments... Due some
People who like condensation... Dew some
People who have to use the bathroom... Loo some
People with flies... Shoo some
People with sheep... Ewe some
People who stick... Glue some
People with Mr. T pity the Foo' some
People who live in Hundred Acre Wood Winnie the Pooh some



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